May 12 2012 20:25 3 notes

Oh my god.

I just looked at my headphones. Glanced at them. As I was putting them back on. And on the right side, there was a little “L”.

I’ve been wearing my headphones in the wrong direction the whole time.  

May 8 2012 23:07 22 notes

look if dave and rose are alone in a picture together i don’t care if they are fucking miles away from each other on opposite sides of the goddamn screen fully dressed in burqas with bibles in their hands and it’s tagged #notdersecest it’s dersecest

May 4 2012 11:31 4 notes

She then stared dreamily at the computer screen, clicking away with quiet pleasure as she opened sixteen tabs of teenage!Remus Lupin/OC fanfiction and ignored her Russian final that would be coming up in four hours. She hadn’t studied yet.

At all.

Her boyfriend leaves the room to go get her a cinnamon-sugar bagel with butter and a Coke on request.

Mar 27 2012 0:55 2 notes

wHAT THE FUJCK IS HAVPPPEING TO ME????????????????????????????????????????????

wHAT THE FUJCK IS HAVPPPEING TO ME????????????????????????????????????????????

Mar 23 2012 2:50 9 notes

“how can i put rose in here”
— my thought process while drawing dave (via rebopside)

okay so most of the time i find shit on my dash funny and i smile and type out “AHDSLJDSA LMFAO”, but this. this quote. i became frightened because i heard noise in my dark kitchen, and i relaized that it was me laughing hadhaksjdadahaAHAHAHHAAJSDJKALDFSfdsfdsg 

(Source: orchidhorror)

Jan 28 2012 22:53 6 notes

oh my fucking god dillon and i were meowing nepeta’s theme back and forth to each other and when we got to the last note he went “MEOW” very deeply and i forgot that he is a natural bass-singer and it was incredibly frightening to me LOL………

:| 

Aug 9 2011 3:45

SO FILTHY, dialed desire

Swallowed pride and spit out fire.

Mar 31 2011 3:53

“i am a man with a wife and two children”
— sarah (HAHAHAHA NOW IT’S CANON ^________^ y)