2 notes hahahaha guess who is going to sob on dillon’s body when he gets back.
hint: me
i am literally the worst girlfriend.
PRANKSTER’S GAMBIT: MAX
lambchop: dude
lambchop: are you fucking crazy
Rosen: ?
lambchop: there is a huge cookies and cream bar in my desk drawer
lambchop: covered in ants
lambchop: ;_______________________;.
Rosen: fu
Rosen: that
Rosen: is not how that was supposed to go
Rosen: fuuuuuuuuuu
lambchop: i just noticed they were all over my desk akdjsa,mdwadsa
lambchop: adnsjkadsa
lambchop: i’m so sad
lambchop: so so sad
Rosen: im so sorry
lambchop: ;________________________________;
Rosen: it was going to be a nice surprise ;;
Rosen: im so sorry
lambchop: this is definitely
lambchop: a surprise
lambchop: oh my god
lambchop: i can’t kill them
Rosen: D:
lambchop: what do i do
lambchop: oh my god
Rosen: im so sorry
lambchop: i can’t kill ants
lambchop: they’re just hungry
lambchop: that’s not fair
lambchop: ummm
Rosen: :|
Rosen: learn their language
Rosen: mate with their woman
lambchop: i’m going to unsticky tape and try to gently put themn outside
lambchop: bbl
Rosen: intagrate yourself into their culture
Rosen: they will learn to love you as their own
lambchop: ):
Rosen: im soooo sorry
Rosen: D:
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