1 note It was evening. Katherine had been having a very generally bad day so far — she woke up with a headache, something that was highly disorienting and also something that had never happened to her before. She assumed, shortly afterwards, it had something to do with the fact that her period had also started, started nearly a week late, and was cramping like the motherfucking dickens. She proceeded to throw up, take some painkillers, and ended up sleeping the rest of the day, nearly.
Now that she was all muted on painkillers, feeling that awkward feeling of “my tumbly is rumbly but not quite painful just uncomfortable blah I feel fatigued blah”, she lolled on the couch, watching Toonami with Dillon and playing Dueling Network.
She sat up abruptly.
“I’m starving.”
Casshern Sins droned on in the background.
“Dillon,” she moaned. “Make me pizza.”
He laughed, his beautiful, angelic laugh, and replied, “Okay, if you wait until a commercial.”
Katherine frowned deeply. She said, “No.”
Dillon snorted, and said, “Okay.”
It began.
Katherine’s body, on the couch, immediately fell off of it. She proceeded to barrel roll on the carpet. She bypassed the heavy center table, and past the massive television. Dillon calmly continued dueling online. He probably lost, because he’s a gay baby. Katherine rolled on, Rolling Girl, making Miku proud, and she saw an opening: the pool table had room underneath it. Dillon looked over just in time to see Katherine exit from under the pool table, and careen toward the staircase.
Her body tumbled without elegance to the stairs. A battlecry left her lips: “Dillon, make me pizza… I’m so crampy, I’m dying and on my period, why do you hate me…”
Dillon did not respond. What a moron. She beast-moded up the stairs and tiptoed to the kitchen, and expertly had a Stouffer’s French Bread Pizza in the oven in like a minute flat. Wow.
Meanwhile, Dillon decided to care about his girlfriend. He put down the computer to wander upstais and rustle up a glass of milk on his own. He walked upstairs like an Adult, and walked to the kitchen.
He turned. Katherine was laying on the floor, completely still staring at the ceiling.
He stared at her.
Katherine broke out into hysterical laughter, but remained, and Dillon proceeded to laugh a lot, and then he wandered around the center island, over to the basket of butterscotch candies, and he slowly squatted, pulling down his boxers, Katherine saw his dick dangling between his thighs as his hand went down between them, preparing to insert the candy, and Katherine began sobbing hysterically with laughter and Dillon made a grunting sound before holding out the candy to her.
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So my Dad trimmed his beard and all that good stuff about 3 hours ago. I only just noticed and started freaking out. (Was too distracted trying to explain Thor to my family)
But, oh my god. I am geeking out. He is going to be such a good Wolverine for Denve Comic Con. I am so bloody excited, holy crap!
On a scale of one to totally fucked up how weird is it if I say your dad looks hot here
SORRY MR. STEPHENSON
24,117 notes A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District
Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.Everyone watch this. Please. Amazing and … just…so moving.
YES.
the faces the audience makes at the end.BOOM
The title might sound a bit deceiving but it’s actually a really good video
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Was about to keep scrolling because I thought it would be profane. It isn’t. In fact, its quite powerful. Give it a watch~
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7,894 notes His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
283 notes George Clooney sits at a table, with his good old friend Barack Obama, eyeing his drink.
“You haven’t touched it,” Barack says politely.
“Oh, you’re right,” George replies, startled by the comment.
He immediately throws the drink back and looks up at Barack.
“Is…
39 notes Scenario 1: A higher up in the military orders a colleague to murder an innocent person. The masses mourn for the innocent person but many people do not fault the murderer because they were following orders.
Scenario 2: A higher up at McDonald’s, Walmart, Apple, or any…
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Loreen - Euphoria (Eurovision 2012 Winner)
I’m glad she won tbh.
